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This is really long, but don't despair! Consider it several months condensed. Also, I've been drinki

June 28th, 2006 (12:34 am)
drunk

current mood: drunk

Hey, world, how you doin'?
Me? I'm as good as is to be expected...actually, scratch that. I'm better than what one should expect. But still, from where i'm sitting , that bar isn't very high. I'm still in college, and I have yet to do anything too amazingly stupid. You aren't surprised you say? Well, I suppose that would be because you're looking at the sum of my life. Go back to about 85', 86'. You'd probably be pretty damn proud of me. Especially considering I'll be eligible for a health plan in a couple of monthes. And I'm not even pregnant.
You might be interested to note that not only have I acquired a very promising hourly position ( Health care at 20hrs/week and a healthy supply of caffine), but I've also decided to pick up another major. My new sociology major will only take me twelve more hours. That and telling whoever needs to know. How can one pick up a major in only twelve more credit hours you ask? Simple. An Anthropology/Sociology double major and General Sociology last...spring? One of the easiest courses I've taken in a while. Take THAT my engineer mboyfriend and classmate. I took a point hit for turning it in late and still got a higher grade than you *insert raspberrry*. The topic? Something about Marx and World of Warcraft. I really should've skipped that class more often, as he let you make up any and all quizes at the end. For full credit. The sociologist he was, he figured no one would go to the trouble of actually investing the time to cheat on them. And he was right. Besides which, they were easy. I should really take more honors things. They always seem to be easier than the regular classes.
Hehy, world. WHile we're at it, do you have any advice as to what to do with my majors? All I've got is the University of Oregon for a masters and a certificate in Museology ( I like that word, and I love pronouncing it wrong.) and maybe one in Non-profit admin too. ( Note to self: go give blood. And ask about time off for conference)

The reason I've been so very absent is because it always feels weird writing about my day and whatnot. Also, I forget things. I'll be walking down the sidewalk or something and be all like 'I've go to put that on Lj.' But then I aparently see something both shiny AND jangly.

At the moment I'm training at a store 20 miles up the highway. It's the only one in the area till our store opens the 21st. Yesterday ( like an hour ago) was apparenlty the day of old ladies and vanity plates, "O KIPPY" and "READ IT" spring to mind. What has haunted me for about 12 hours now though was this: "006088". In Arkansas standard plates are 3 numbers followed by 3 letters, so I knew it was a vanity plate. What escaped me though, was what the hell it meant. 1337 maybe? Not that I could see. one of those calculator messages? I don't see it. As such, I think you have missed the point entirely.

I fear my traguses ( tragi?)are too small to accomidate vertial piercing. Either way though. (Deep in my heart I know I am too fickle to indulge my desire for more tattoos. Though I may get the one I have recolored. Seriously, it's addictive.) ...I had somehting else, but I blanked...was it...maybe...So we were talking at work today and haircolor came up. I mentioned the colors my hair has been and was told I don't seem the type.

I just finished a book, and God Herself may or may not be a sponge. "The evidence is provocative." Also, the only way to get into heaven is apparently to have another group beleive you'll get there. Jesus? Actually in hell. Dispensing morphine and nonexistence.

I would also like to intoduce you to customers_suck ( actually a group...). A wonderful group to read and rant in. I haven't made any posts yet , but I'm sure I will. ( I'd like a  half-caf, five shot, Venti, 2 pump mocha, 3 splenda, breve, 169 degree, latte...and can I get that iced?)

damnit

P.S. I'm a brother.

PP.S. cuteoverload.com

my chest hurts
and i'm too lazy to fix the spelling in this

Laura [userpic]

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May 10th, 2006 (11:35 pm)
drunk
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current mood: drunk
current song: Jimmy Buffet makes me want to get drunk on the beach

So. I'm not dead. Or maybe I am, but am possessing my PC. Who knows.

I'm done with this semester, and I think this has to have been the best end of semester so far. Good thing I dropped that Lithics seminar early on. Damn rocks.

Josh and I rented a movie the other night and it had two disks. I'm thinking 'okay, one for the movie, one for the special features'. No. Two hundred and fifty five minutes long. It was a mini series. We weren't so much dissapointed as surprised.

I need to look for a job tomorrow. I've been working in a coffee shop on campus since like september, and they had given me the impression that there was a place for me over the sumer. Apparently there isn't, and they never boter to tell me. I'm a hopin' the coffee shop in the public library is hiring. That would be crazy awsome.

I plan on going to the Memphis zoo the weekend of the 19th. Prolly on Saturday. Come if'n you want. I think it's like 13 bucks now, but they're no longer charging extra for the pandas. Sometime voer the summer, I also plan on going to this one place near Tulsa. They let you spray tigers with water hoses for free. Also, I may be able to feed an ocelot for a dollar.

I've decided to double major in sociology. They have a double major anth/soci thing here, so it'll only take me 12 more hours. I still have no cllue what to do with that though. Pretty much grad school. I have no real clue what I want to concentrate in, but the University of Oregon offers a certificate in Museum studies that sounds cool. Also, I want to move to one of the coasts.

I'm playing CIty of Villains right now. I made it to level ten before JOsh pointed out that you can adjust the difficulty. I wondered why I was having to level before all my missions.

I got some wine yesterday. The only hting I know about wine is that I like merlot. Brands I know nothing about. AWhich is why I had to by the bottle with a brown paper label called "Cheap Red Wine". I like it.

I've been reading customers_suck lately.
So a woman goes into a Target to return a used EPT test. Why?
She didn't likke what it had to say.

For those of you out there farmiliar with DnD, you should read Order of the Stick. Start at the beginning. Le duh.

This is long enough, so I'ma go finish my wine and catch on my many links.

Laura [userpic]

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March 27th, 2006 (01:49 am)

OMG.

Laura [userpic]

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February 27th, 2006 (12:03 am)

I find it highly amusing that when you google my boyfriend's name, 5/10 of the links are his. Also, he apparently shares his name with an australian motocross racer and a rastafarian.

I need new icons. If anyone has the burning desire to make me an icon, i say hells yeah. Or, maybe you just have something laying around that just screams "Laura". A strong whispr would also be gladly accepted.

Laura [userpic]

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February 19th, 2006 (11:38 pm)
curious

current mood: curious

I say that if, wonder of wonders, school is cancelled tomorrow, we all go sledding. And drink lots of hot chocolate, possibly with a secret ingredient or two.

I am really hoping that I won't have to work if the university is cancelled.

Also, the newspaper today came with a pack of gushers. That makes me happy.

I think I might need to say some things. I don't know just yet what those things are. Nor do I know whether the little voice that is telling me all this is to be beleived.

I should really start working on that poem about being gay. And the one about toast.

It has been pointed out to me that I apparently don't even know when my own birthday is. I can't say that I'm altogether that surprised. I've decided I want another tattoo for my birthday. Josh is against the idea. We'll see what happens. Keep in mind that I can be rather fickle. And that things cost money.

Laura [userpic]

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February 6th, 2006 (11:33 pm)


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I promise I am not dead and will soon be making a somewhat meaningful post.

Laura [userpic]

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November 30th, 2005 (09:54 pm)
calm

current mood: calm

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The next five days are going to beat me with a baseball bat. Equipped with the occasional nail.

Laura [userpic]

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November 18th, 2005 (06:51 pm)

seerofthethread is happy.
You're a rosy-cheeked ray of f'ing sunshine 24/7. I bet you smile a lot and little things don't get you down. Must be nice. Fuchsia's definitely your color.
brought to you by interim32. wanna know your lj's moodring color? enter your user name and hit the button. (discussion thread)



So if a bear attacks you and you die, is that natural causes?

Yesterday, we coated the kitchen in elbow grease and in the course of doing so I found a pan far back under the stove. It wasn't ours, but it is now.

I've made another pie, and though it isn't as magical as the other was, I still have high hopes for it.

Laura [userpic]

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November 10th, 2005 (04:24 pm)

I wonder how many replies I'll get
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

Laura [userpic]

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November 9th, 2005 (11:54 pm)

I finally got the pie I've been wanting. I made it myslef and it is indeed magical, being infused with the power of the doble yolk.

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